in early morning hours of November 9, 2016....... by a Janitor named Joe, and the security guard named Deplorable Dave with a squeegee blade and a yellow bucket with wheels on the bottom, from the 7th floor broom closet.
Janitor Joe and Deplorable Dave collected 3.7 gazillion gallons of these tasty tears and transported them via train to the 10th Floor Palace of Art and Design.
THEN....... we added a little clay to the tears, and fashioned us some fine COFFEE MUGS.
You can BUY these very mugs, with these special portraits printed RIGHT on them ! ! !----with money!!
Savor the sweetness excreted from the tear glands of genuine limp-wristed twits.
from Hipster Mc DOOOSHBAGH and his Tofu Latte sipping SJW's.